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The first hilarious glothic tale the glothic tales book 1 ebook. February the fifth is about a young man, february gregorian, who is the third in line to the throne of gloth, an empire somewhere and sometime in the universe. But his type of writing just isnt for me which is why i began reading february the fifth by derek haines with more than a little trepidation. Daria martz performing a monologue from the fifth of july at our third annual mad factory frolic. In his hilarious novel february the fifth derek haines takes up where douglas adams left off by creating a totally dysfunctional society inhabited by people like snurd humped, purt stringly, lefroy overload and many more equally preposterous characters. February the fifth the glothic tales kindle edition this was a comical tale with a new twist on every page almost.
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Its a mad world on gloth as experienced through the eyes of halbert hoop, hal to the reader. Listen to february the fifth, a laugh a minute romp around the galaxy. Mar 16, 2011 this is the third book i have read by derek haines, and clearly he is working on developing a unique style. A rotator cuff injury kept him on the disabled list for most of the season. However, he spends most of his time teaching, blogging and making technology go wrong. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading february the fifth.
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